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FatBob- Twolu Member
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Age : 48
A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Scumland United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Scumland United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Scumland United fan,
"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Scumland United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Scumland United fan,
"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore.
ellan- Twolu Member
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why does alex fergscum make squelching noises when he walks?
Because he is a fucking cunt!!!!!!!
(sorry for language)
Because he is a fucking cunt!!!!!!!
(sorry for language)
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
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ellan wrote:why does alex fergscum make squelching noises when he walks?
Because he is a fucking cunt!!!!!!!
(sorry for language)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , brilliant
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This is gonna be a two horse race. I went for FatBob.
wickfordwhite- Twolu Member
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From : wickford essex
fatbob by a country mile
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