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Put one joke below, we will vote for the best on friday
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moonfleet
onloantodiv1
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Thursday 18th jan - Joke Day
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who had the best joke
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onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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From : Llandudno
Last edited by on January 18th 2007, 17:02; edited 1 time in total
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
From : Llandudno
An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day, when a police officer pulled him over. "What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman. As the officer said, "Excuse me sir, but didn't you notice your wife fell out of the car back there?". To which the old gentleman exclaimed, "Thank you son, I thought I went deaf!!!".
moonfleet- Twolu Member
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From : the capital of north wales (b-y-c)
the dodo died, Dodi died, Diana died, Dando died.
DIDO IS FACKIN SH**TING HERSELF
DIDO IS FACKIN SH**TING HERSELF
ellan- Twolu Member
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Two sanitary pads floating down a sewer drain and were approaching two tampons. Before they reached each other, one pad said to the other "should we say hi to those two tampons" The other said "err no they are stuck up cunts".
FatBob- Twolu Member
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Q: How could you kill a Scum fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Tomaldinho- 2008 Wind Up Artist
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I'm afraid that one has already been done! Only a couple of weeks ago as well...FatBob wrote:Q: How could you kill a Scum fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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From : Llandudno
its still allowed tommo
Tomaldinho- 2008 Wind Up Artist
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I know it is, I'm just advising him to change it, as it's already been used...onloantodiv1 wrote:its still allowed tommo
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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From : Llandudno
:oops:
Thorpy- Twolu Member
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From : Sheffield
the latest craze with clubbers is to fill a womans vaginawith vodka and drink it with a straw! Experts are now warning people about the dangers of Minge Drinking!!!
Tomaldinho- 2008 Wind Up Artist
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
FatBob- Twolu Member
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Tomaldinho wrote:I'm afraid that one has already been done! Only a couple of weeks ago as well...FatBob wrote:Q: How could you kill a Scum fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Sod it then, your not having another cos I cant be arsed.
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
From : Llandudno
LOL, ITS FINE BOB
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
From : Llandudno
PLUS VOTING OPEN
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