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Thursday Joke
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onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
From : Llandudno
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Tomaldinho- 2008 Wind Up Artist
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Age : 31
What's the similarity of a screen door and a blonde woman? The more you bang 'em the looser they get.
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FatBob- Twolu Member
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Age : 48
a boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.
after dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,
leaving him with the father and the dog duke, who was sitting underneath the
boy's chair. unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. he
stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"duke!" the dad yelled.
"this is great!" the boy thought. "he thinks the dog is farting!" so he let
out another one.
"duke!" the father barked. the boy thought he was home free so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"duke! get out of there before the boy shits
on you!"
after dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,
leaving him with the father and the dog duke, who was sitting underneath the
boy's chair. unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. he
stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"duke!" the dad yelled.
"this is great!" the boy thought. "he thinks the dog is farting!" so he let
out another one.
"duke!" the father barked. the boy thought he was home free so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"duke! get out of there before the boy shits
on you!"
onloantodiv1- Twolu Member
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Age : 41
From : Llandudno
ellan- Twolu Member
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Age : 62
Q. - How many hull fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. - None they're quite happy living in the shadows
A. - None they're quite happy living in the shadows
Thorpy- Twolu Member
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Age : 39
From : Sheffield
world shotest fairytale:
once upon a time a man asked a woman if she would marry him, the woman replied "no!" and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking and shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of every week!!!!!
once upon a time a man asked a woman if she would marry him, the woman replied "no!" and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking and shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of every week!!!!!
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